"Love has no place in a lawyer's office."
"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
"The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much."
"If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes."
"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them."
"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to."
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher."
"Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!"
"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides."
