"The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up."
"Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people."
"I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand."
"Facts are stupid things."
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
"Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing."
"Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you."
"I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way."
"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."
"I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more."
"Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways."
"You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave."
Từ tháng 7, các doanh nghiệp có vốn đầu tư nước ngoài sẽ mất quyền để thu thập cà phê trực tiếp từ nông dân. Rõ ràng chính sách này nhằm bảo vệ các công ty trong nước . Tuy nhiên , chính sách này có thể gây hại cho người nông dân.From June 7, foreign...
"Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born."
"This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not always conform to our whim."
"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."
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"For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news."
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"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."
"In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man."
